The Email Hoarder Calculator

Last reviewed: September 23, 2026 · Markdown version

How many emails are sitting in your inbox? Enter the number — get your storage damage, your cleanup time, and your official rank.

Runs entirely in your browser — no form submission, no network request, nothing stored.

What's in there, mostly?

How the estimate is worked out

With n = the email count and avgKB = the average size you picked:

bytes   = n × avgKB × 1024
percent = bytes ÷ (15 × 1024³) × 100
seconds = n × 2

Sizes show in KB below 1 MB, in MB below 1 GB, and in GB above that. Worked example: 23,000 emails at a typical mix (75 KB) is 23,000 × 75 × 1,024 = 1,766,400,000 bytes, ≈ 1.65 GB — about 11% of 15 GB — and 23,000 × 2 = 46,000 seconds, ≈ 12.8 hours of tapping.

The ranks

The rank depends only on the email count, never on the mix you pick.

EmailsRank
0–99🧘 Inbox Zen MasterYou don't need this calculator. You are the calculator.
100–999✅ Tidy-ishOne weekend sweep and you're at zero.
1,000–4,999📚 Casual CollectorIt's not a problem. (It's becoming a problem.)
5,000–19,999🗃️ Certified Email HoarderSomewhere in there is a password reset from 2019.
20,000–49,999🐉 Digital DragonYou sit atop a hoard of newsletters, guarding it.
50,000+🏛️ Archivist of the ApocalypseHistorians will thank you. Your storage quota will not.

Or let the app do the tapping.

Clearing mail by hand is the slow part. Adinand Email Cleaner lists your Gmail by sender, so everything from one sender goes to Trash in a single tap, and unsubscribing is one tap as well. It asks Gmail for message headers only — never bodies or attachments — and works from your phone with no server of ours in between. It never deletes anything for good: what it trashes waits in Gmail's Trash like anything else you delete.